Top 10 signs you’re finally on Obama-Care

Here are the Top 10 Signs you are finally on Obama-Care:

(10)  Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is….  “Embalming.”

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1)  You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape

This parody is tongue-in-cheek and comes from an email sent by and old friend.

NBC’s Contessa Brewer melts down in Ziegler interview

Now days, Sarah Palin’s life is fair game for every hack news presenter and comic on the left.

Recently, David Letterman’s top ten list include Palin.  That prompted a Palin declaring the slight despicable.   TV talk show host was interviewed on NBC and this is the result.

The interview shows that Contessa needs to go back to Teleprompter 101.

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That’s right Contessa!  Cut the mike!